starwarsjunkie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Wars:Expendable Sith]

YEAH!!! This movie is awesome

I love it!!!!!!

good graphics, great voices, cool sound effects, and Star Wars!!!!!!!1

[Don't Stop Me Now]

Yay!!! Queen!!!! Yay

Queen man, its like weee

[Warhammer 40k: Gauntlet]

Alien sound effects... niiicce

I always thought the Aliens and the Tyranids went well together.

Awesome use of the lights for the Marine bolters, I wish that the gaunts had been painted though.
Don't get so close with the camera, it looks kinda blurry.

Tyranids should have won, Tyranids ALWAYS WIN!!!

YOU CANT STOP THEM MUA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA

[Tyranid Dance]

I loves da Nids

That was awesome, especially the Gaunt playing the Piano and the DJ gaunt!!

YEEEEEE HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Review: Alien vs Predator]

I liked AVP...

Its a movie thats for people that already know whats going on. It is NOT a movie that someone who just walks in on a whim is gonna like.
Also, having Wayland in there doesn't ruin the continuity. Hes the guy who DESIGNED Bishop and all those androids. And the guy in Alien 3 who said he was the creator, wasn't. He was actually another android. He doesn't bleed when nearly half of his skin is hanging off the side of his head.

[HNTD(original)]

the title kinda reminds me of "How not to be Seen"

This was very funny. Maybe add a few more sounds, or music, yea... Music

Then it would be ten out of 10

[World War 2-Tanks]

grrrrrrrr..... you my good sir, are retarded

I am a World War Two history buff... your little piece of crap here, has made me angry. I would just like to point out some things to you.
FIRST= this is probably the most dumbed down tank thing ever. how simple can you get?????
SECOND= Bazookas were not also known as "anti-tank" guns. antitank gusn were large wheeled cannons of a significantly larger caliber like the germans famous '88
THIRD=molotov cocktails were not "invented" they were discoverd by Russian soldiers sticking a rag in a bottle of Vodka lighting it and throwing it. and the exhaust did not "set it off" how does exhaust do that??????

You probably got an A+ for this didnt you? the history teacher and kids went OOOhhh and AAAAAAAHHHHHH.... yea, you used "Key words and all that shit didnt you? "All this happened in one week, This is BLitzkrieg" Give me a F*cking break. Blitzkrieg is a way overused term that highschool teachers love, the scene you described would take place in one DAY.
Oh and i'll bet your teacher loved the little sentimental bit at the end. Is your teacher a girl? Is she hot? Did you put that in there so you would get a blow job?

OH and dimensions unkown... on an American tank... riiiight.
You just dont know do you?
Loser

psicicle responds:

FIRST= this is probably the most dumbed down tank thing ever. how simple can you get?????

this isnt a documentary, the movie is 3 minutes long

SECOND= Bazookas were not also known as "anti-tank" guns. antitank gusn were large wheeled cannons of a significantly larger caliber like the germans famous '88

aren't wheeled cannons called artillery?

THIRD=molotov cocktails were not "invented" they were discoverd by Russian soldiers sticking a rag in a bottle of Vodka lighting it and throwing it. and the exhaust did not "set it off" how does exhaust do that??????

you're right, the computer was not "invented", it was discovered! The mouse was not invented, it was "discovered"

You probably got an A+ for this didnt you? the history teacher and kids went OOOhhh and AAAAAAAHHHHHH.... yea, you used "Key words and all that shit didnt you? "All this happened in one week, This is BLitzkrieg" Give me a F*cking break. Blitzkrieg is a way overused term that highschool teachers love, the scene you described would take place in one DAY.
Oh and i'll bet your teacher loved the little sentimental bit at the end. Is your teacher a girl? Is she hot? Did you put that in there so you would get a blow job?

All this happened >within< a week

OH and dimensions unkown... on an American tank... riiiight.
You just dont know do you?

I guess I don't know... thats why I put question marks

Loser

and you aren't? Yeah, writing a long review, half of it some kind of retarded crap is not some thing a loser would do...

[Nazism]

should be put under "Suitable for all" section

this shouldn't be rated Mature. People need to see stuff like this. Our kids need to see stuff like this. If they don't see the real pictures then they will believe things that they see in Hollywood and in censored hyped up news casts. If we hide the truth from the young, they will never know what happened.
The kids in my US History class are prime examples. We watched a video on the Holocaust and one of the ditzy girls said "Oh, I've seen this before, this is boring its a bunch of old people talking and crying." I wanted to punch her in the face.

Great job

NathanButchart responds:

I rated it like that because of the pictures of bodies. But I do see your point, and I'll be damned if I know anyone that pays attention to the ratings system here, anyway. And rock the fuck on about the ditzy girls. I know one or two that need to be hit in the face, too.

[Homestarunner MEGAMIX!!]

Love Strong Bad

well, wasnt the greatest but still, I thought it was cool. Especially near the end where Homestar did that like little dance thing back and forth

[Good, Bad and Zombies]

your first flash?? really?

that's really awesome for your first flash. Most peoples first flash are stick people blowin the crap out of each other. This had a hilarious ending and the zombies were funny. Great sound effects and music. Especially at the end.

Im putting this in my favorites