starwarsjunkie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Mushroom War]

There had damn well better be a sequel

that was awesome....

can't really say much more.....

Trunks responds:

Thanks, I appreciate it :)

Sequel in the works very soon...

[Becasue It's Midnight]

Pretty decent

i gave it 2/5

cuz while the drawing could use some work, i do think it was good enought to pass

TylerLandis responds:

Thanks. I'll try to improve my drawing in my next cartoon!

[Liu Kang vs. Johnny Cage]

Looks like something you'd see on Robot Chicken

Great idea using the action figures, and the movements are pretty smooth. It was pretty cool overall.

The only bad thing was that the punches and kicks were pretty slow. I know it would be hard to make them look fast without making it all jerky and ugly, but that was the slowest MK fight ever.

NoComicsComics responds:

Yeah, I was afraid it would look slow when I was making it. I was concerned with smooth movement as you say.
PS: I love robot chicken!

[Mortal Kombat Kamidogu 7]

In the Barber shop Quartet.....

Whos the guy standing inbetween SubZero and Ermac??

Other then that it was good.

Bezo responds:

There is no Ermac.

They are, from left to right; Sub-Zero, Hydro, The Lin Kuei Grandmaster, and Smoke.

[Mortal Kombat Kamidogu 6]

Dancing thing wast the best

This series needs more action

Bezo responds:

Action is overrated.

[Zelda Blues]

One thing, I always hated was......

...................Zelda.

Blaze responds:

Hey! Dont vote low just cos you dont like Zelda! IN fact you shouldnt even have voted!

[MK Konquest Adventure 1]

Annoying Shao Kahn is the best

But the movie was very good too.

When does this take place in relation to the games?

Great graphics and the characters were funny. Except Smoke... he said "totally dude" too much.

Bezo responds:

Well, in relation to the games I'd say it takes place somewhere between Mortal Kombat 4 and Mortal Kombat Deception. In the Spirit Liuniverse (the massive MK universe of my own creation) it takes place right before The Adventures Of Spirit Liu. Yeah, annoying Shao Kahn kicks ass. I should put in a more interactive version next time, but I've never made a game before. Still, it would be fun to try.

I can't believe you don't like Smoke. Smoke rules. Totally. Like, dude, totally. The way Smoke speaks is actually based upon the way I speak around people I know. So I guess you would find me annoying in real life. ;) Oh well, you wouldn't be the first.

Thanks for the review and the 9.

-Bezo.

[Computer Problems 2]

get over yourself vincent_cook!!!

"I took offense at this!"

JEEZ, just label yourself as a big whiny baby and go get your pacifier, Mommy will be up to tuck you in in a minute!!!

So what if he made a flash about bad MACs. WAAAA WAAAAA!!

Grow a pair ya filthy tot.
As for the MAC ports, saw one, of I think it was Halo... and the store only had one copy.... and it was in the bargain discount bin.

Eat it crybaby

voodoo-chicken responds:

I have Halo for my mac. Its shit. It runs too slowly, and dont even get me started about trying to run multiplayer.

[World War 2-Tanks]

grrrrrrrr..... you my good sir, are retarded

I am a World War Two history buff... your little piece of crap here, has made me angry. I would just like to point out some things to you.
FIRST= this is probably the most dumbed down tank thing ever. how simple can you get?????
SECOND= Bazookas were not also known as "anti-tank" guns. antitank gusn were large wheeled cannons of a significantly larger caliber like the germans famous '88
THIRD=molotov cocktails were not "invented" they were discoverd by Russian soldiers sticking a rag in a bottle of Vodka lighting it and throwing it. and the exhaust did not "set it off" how does exhaust do that??????

You probably got an A+ for this didnt you? the history teacher and kids went OOOhhh and AAAAAAAHHHHHH.... yea, you used "Key words and all that shit didnt you? "All this happened in one week, This is BLitzkrieg" Give me a F*cking break. Blitzkrieg is a way overused term that highschool teachers love, the scene you described would take place in one DAY.
Oh and i'll bet your teacher loved the little sentimental bit at the end. Is your teacher a girl? Is she hot? Did you put that in there so you would get a blow job?

OH and dimensions unkown... on an American tank... riiiight.
You just dont know do you?
Loser

psicicle responds:

FIRST= this is probably the most dumbed down tank thing ever. how simple can you get?????

this isnt a documentary, the movie is 3 minutes long

SECOND= Bazookas were not also known as "anti-tank" guns. antitank gusn were large wheeled cannons of a significantly larger caliber like the germans famous '88

aren't wheeled cannons called artillery?

THIRD=molotov cocktails were not "invented" they were discoverd by Russian soldiers sticking a rag in a bottle of Vodka lighting it and throwing it. and the exhaust did not "set it off" how does exhaust do that??????

you're right, the computer was not "invented", it was discovered! The mouse was not invented, it was "discovered"

You probably got an A+ for this didnt you? the history teacher and kids went OOOhhh and AAAAAAAHHHHHH.... yea, you used "Key words and all that shit didnt you? "All this happened in one week, This is BLitzkrieg" Give me a F*cking break. Blitzkrieg is a way overused term that highschool teachers love, the scene you described would take place in one DAY.
Oh and i'll bet your teacher loved the little sentimental bit at the end. Is your teacher a girl? Is she hot? Did you put that in there so you would get a blow job?

All this happened >within< a week

OH and dimensions unkown... on an American tank... riiiight.
You just dont know do you?

I guess I don't know... thats why I put question marks

Loser

and you aren't? Yeah, writing a long review, half of it some kind of retarded crap is not some thing a loser would do...